Monthly Archive: August 2021

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GERMAN TAP WATER IS STELLAR! FIND OUT WHAT ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT!

Every once in a while, I see some articles floating around – mainly on Buzzfeed and the like – claiming that Germans don’t drink tap water because it’s viewed as “toilet water”. This couldn’t be farther from the truth! We love our tap water, we boast about its excellent quality, and a boatload of people, including me, don’t even drink anything else! Except for beer – obviously. I mean, we’re still in Germany, after all. But there’s more to German toilet wa… uhm – tap water, than just its good quality. Read on to learn about water hardness, and what...

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FORGET ABOUT OKTOBERFEST – VISIT THIS BAVARIAN BEER CELEBRATION INSTEAD!

Other places have lovers’ lanes – Oktoberfest has hurl hill: a mound to make out, retch and keel over – all in one spot, accompanied by fellow thrower uppers. What is more, die Wiesn, as the natives call Oktoberfest, features unwarranted prices, massive crowds, and dreadfully long waits – it’s like Disneyland’s plastered, little brother. But fret not! Only 2.5 hours north of Munich, you can have a slightly more modest, less packed, and more authentic beer fest experience, that’ll still leave you reminiscing unendingly. If you decide to drive there, make sure to read my Six Facts You Wish...

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DISCOVER ONE OF GERMANY’S BEST KEPT SECRETS: THE WORLD’S TALLEST ARTIFICIAL SANDHILL

Let me guess the number one experience on your bucket list: being perched on a boat that gets pulled up a colossal dune, then slapping on a pair of skis and cannonballing back down in sizzling 30 degrees C/86 degrees F, before high diving into a pool to cool off. Did I get it right? No? Well… let’s rehash it after you’re done reading this article. It sounds like the plot of one of those dippy dreams everyone experiences from time to time – the ones that combine random occurrences which happened throughout the day. But is it? Enter Hirschau,...

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GERMAN PHONE NUMBERS YOU SHOULD KNOW IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY

One of the most important things to know for any country you visit or move to is how to say “Can I use your restrooms?” in the native language – closely followed by emergency phone numbers. So, without further ado: here’s a list of the most important German phone numbers you should know. Learn them by heart, put them in your phone, download and print the list on the bottom and stick it to your fridge. Nevertheless, avoid having to use these numbers in the first place. One way is to stay safe around yellowjackets, which can be a problem...

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HOW TO MAKE AUTHENTIC BAVARIAN SAUERKRAUT AT HOME

When my husband and I met, he wanted to impress me by trying out some German foods. He headed to Kroger, scored a package of German Sauerkraut, popped it in the microwave, and… hated it. Maybe he should have tried Currywurst or German strawberry tart instead. A few months later, we went to visit my parents and my mom prepared Bratwürste with – surprise –  Sauerkraut! After finding out about dinner, he dreaded the moment he’d have to try again and was stunned when hers tasted nothing like what he had concocted. While the dish is by no means hard...

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DO THIS DAILY TO AVOID GROWING MOLD IN YOUR GERMAN HOME

Did you know that the total amount of different types of mold in the world is estimated to exceed 200,000? Read on to discover the unexpected beauty that lies in each and every single one of them. Just kidding, don’t worry. Due to the way our houses are built, accidentally cultivating mold is an ever-looming threat in Germany. So, let me walk you through some simple steps you can take to prevent that. WHY ARE GERMAN HOMES PRONE TO MOLD? If you’ve read my article on How To Keep Your German House Cool During Summer, you know that the vast...

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THE GERMAN RECYCLING SYSTEM EXPLAINED – SEPARATE YOUR TRASH LIKE A NATIVE

What do the deadly sins, my trash cans, and Snow White’s dwarfs have in common? Hint: it’s not their reeky odor. It’s their total. Yes, I do indeed have seven bins set up in my home. They’re for paper, yellow bag/recycling, bio, Restmüll, Pfand, batteries, and cans – the latter being redundant as I found out two hours into researching this article. But oh well… more on that later. I have received quite a few calls for help and I know sussing out the German recycling system is more labyrinthine than doing your taxes by yourself in a foreign language...